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Re: Very Good Jokes

Post by -Origami » April 4th, 2012, 4:00 pm

fun-Mono wrote:Ok, here is a joke:


As I was younger, I hated to go on weddings.
All my grandmas and aunts crowed together around me, pricked in my side and giggled: "You are next! You are next!"
They did not stopped until i started to do the same with them on funerals..

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Re: Very Good Jokes

Post by -Origami » April 5th, 2012, 7:04 pm

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."
So here I am.
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Re: Very Good Jokes

Post by fun-Spyro » June 8th, 2013, 6:46 am

your face!
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Re: Very Good Jokes

Post by fun-Lukki » February 25th, 2014, 6:59 pm

Pole, Czech Republic and Germany met the devil.
He told them to bring a plant.
Polak brought the tulip, Germany and the Czech wild rose has not yet ...
The devil told them to wait to eat it.
Pole ate with no problem.
Germany and them, and crying and laughing at the same time ..
- Why are you crying - he asked the devil
- Because I have to eat a wild rose, it hurts!
- And why are you laughing?
- Because the Czech Republic comes from the cactus!
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